Even at the best of times, I am a car crash. A ballerina I’m not!
I once slipped and fell in the middle of my sister’s wedding reception. In front of everyone. And my fugly brown dress flipped up to show off my underpants.
I fell off the raised stage during a band concert. In front of everyone. And my clarinet broke so I had to Mime the rest of the concert.
A pair of panties fell out of the leg of my pants in the middle of a crowd of dudes.