I Couldn’t Have Planned This Better If I Had Actually Tried

It’s our 3rd Wedding Anniversary today.  Aaaannnnd….National Orgasm Day.

I didn’t plan to have our Wedding on National Orgasm Day, but if I had decided to get married on any National Whatever Day, it would have been National Orgasm Day.  Sometimes, things just work out despite not planning them.

Oddly, I didn’t realize until today that I shared a special day with Orgasms which makes me wonder why I didn’t know this until today.  Two whole anniversaries have been wasted and I’m a little disappointed.

6 thoughts on “I Couldn’t Have Planned This Better If I Had Actually Tried”

  1. You are a nutter, but you are our nutter. (*)

    (*) I assume you are familiar with British slang, as in “Rather than ostracizing them, the British seem to cherish their nutters.

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